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her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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