you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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