HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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