fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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