is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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