It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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