did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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