Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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