Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk

(586): View more from Michigan

I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite

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(425): View more from Washington

God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned

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(941): View more from Florida

I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking

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(330): View more from Ohio

While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.

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