hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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