The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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