I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just want nice things and good sex
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
