Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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