Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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