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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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