Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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