i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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