i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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