I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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