craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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