Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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