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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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