he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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