Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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