There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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