Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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