i just wanna soil my oats bro
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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