How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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