Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
