He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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