Dual....:-)
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I can't turn off my feet"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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