so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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