I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
