i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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