Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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