Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?