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• (713): View more from Texas

  you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.

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• (925): View more from California

  Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.

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• (916): View more from California

  I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.

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