Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(815): View more from Illinois

it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink

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(205): View more from Alabama

TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

(205): View more from Alabama

better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

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(540): View more from Virginia

First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night

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(631): View more from New York

From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..

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