How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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