You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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