Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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