Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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