I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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