It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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