Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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