I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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