fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Life is so much better after having sex.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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