pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
