He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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