i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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