so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
is it fun? or sober?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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