That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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