u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Someone shit on the floor
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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