That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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