You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.