i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over