i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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