The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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