i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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